Dis ya ting yah, dat all 'bout di goodness of rum. See, dem mix di best fruit an' make it so delicious. Ya know how Mi seh a good drink pon a hot day? Dis rum yah, it does it to paradise. Ya see, some people tink rum only good for celebration. But dis rum, it got soul. Every sip a trip back to di roots. So when yuh hear di rum, remember dat: Kaff